just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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