So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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