do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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