Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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