I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you didnt know i had herpes?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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