And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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