He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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