I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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