would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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