I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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