16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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