This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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