we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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