id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
