Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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