you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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