Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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