we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
bring money and cleavage
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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