Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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