watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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