You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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