you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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