fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I need moral support for this bender
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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