Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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