A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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