i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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