quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
