Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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