So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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