I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
