Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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