Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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