omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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