Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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