it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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