Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
