I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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