How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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