wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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