At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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