I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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