Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He shit in the fireplace
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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