Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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