I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize