She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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