You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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