i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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