i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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