You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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