Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
There's always time for handjobs
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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