Fuck appropriateness.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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