dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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