Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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