in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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