Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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