If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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