"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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