after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I need a burrito and a hug.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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