If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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